nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Randomize