Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Randomize
