I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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