Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Who died my cat blue again?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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