i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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