sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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