? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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