I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
