And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
