I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
