You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
