Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm like, not good at living.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I see more hoeing in ur future
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