THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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