Don't you send me to vm
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Just cropdusted the office
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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