I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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