Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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