He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
