He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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