I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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