hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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