i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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