Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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