The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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