Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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