If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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