My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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