May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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