Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
