I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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