I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You're breaking my sexual little heart
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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