Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
