when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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