Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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