I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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