Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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