what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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