puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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