i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
they're like a gay fantastic four
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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