it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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