If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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