Can Purell be used as lube?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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