I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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