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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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