i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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