dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
