I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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