I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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