do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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