I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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