omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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