WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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