You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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