her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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